"Notes from Underground" (The writings of Geordie.)

"And The Award for Best Actress in a Sub-Ratting Role" (Maggie turns her nose up at Earthdog tests.}

"Geordie Earns His Stripes" (Geordie shows extreme valor...)

"A Lesson In Right Livelihood" (In and out of the mouths of Trolls.)

"Geordie Joins the Nielsen Family" (A latter day Cleveland Amory emerges)

"In Toto" (Without Toto, The Wizard of Oz would be as engaging as watching diamonds erode.  An essay.)

"A Dog's Mind. . . is a Terrible Thing To Waste" (SPAM-inspired reveries. . .)